Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Hilarious
Hawhaw. Just watched the most boring shark film in my entire life. "Shark Attack". Trust me, it's worse than documantries. Anyway, it begins like most other shark movies would. A boat, teenagers, clear blue tempting waters. So being
silly or rather
stupid teenagers, they decided to go swimming. And guess what? A shark infestation.
Yay. Call me saddistic or plain weird but shark movies should have parts where people gets torn up right? Actually, I'm mutual towards them... I mean, it's thrilling but sometimes I just wish the sharks just realised they were vegetarians all the while and swim off happily ever after while the people gets away unscath.
But, it's no fairytale. Anyway, back to the show. The teenagers managed to escape, and climbed onto their boat. Being
intelligent sharks, they try to sink the boat. Water starts flowing in, teenagers float to nearest island.
Next day, one girl finds one of her friend dead. Apparently, due to
shark attacks. This is the funny part. Don't the sharks eat the human they've attacked? Oh well. Maybe he just tasted rotten. So the girls freaks and they got back to their town to report it to the coast police who doesn't give a hoot about anything.
Just then(
how ironic), there's this beach party. For both parties. The human gets their fun thrashing around in the water and the sharks get an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Haw.
So the teenagers (
the silly and stupid ones) lured the sharks away with what looked like giant tunas. The sharks attacked them
again *rolls eyes* and the poor male lead gets poked by a spear on his left shoulder blade!
OUCH! So the female lead pulls it out, does some repair to the damge ship and the coast guards come. The End. T___T I think the documentary on the life cycle on a potato's more interesting, eh?
& HE ♥ her
8:08:00 PM